i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So much Jack, so little girl.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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