I wanna bring you to show and tell
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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