You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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