I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I pour the whiskey from now on
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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