"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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