areolas are like halos for boobs.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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