i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Text me some of your sweat
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
