Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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