i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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