if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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