okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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