So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
