They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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