Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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