Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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