Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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