I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
