Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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