After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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