Dual....:-)
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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