I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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