ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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