Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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