I am in a vortex of obligation.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
