There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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