So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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