But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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