dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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