Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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