We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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