If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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