I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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