i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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