Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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