Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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