Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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