Plan B is the new Plan A
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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