Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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