Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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