The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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