Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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