So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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