Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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