Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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