Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
