brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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