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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers

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(757): View more from Virginia

Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions

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(816): View more from Missouri

i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.

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(903): View more from Texas

I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...

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(817): View more from Texas

Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.

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(941): View more from Florida

I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦‍♀️

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