She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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