bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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