Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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