so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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