My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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