My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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