Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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